I know a lot of you are getting old and are going to have to go through this. At 27 I did think I would need a colonoscopy, but to make sure the infection was not something really serious the doctor through it was best. The colonoscopy part wasn't that bad cause they put you to sleep before the big camera goes up your ass. The really shitty part is the clean out the night before.
You have to drink this horrible liquid. Now people are going to tell you to pick the worst flavor, that’s what I did, big mistake. They say you will associate the favor with the process and hate that flavor forever afterwards. But if you already like cherry you will not stop liking it just because it reminds you of this process plus the liquid already tastes really bad so there isn’t reason to make it worse. Choose your favorite flavor or the flavor with the most bite so you can only taste it and not the liquid. After the first 2 glasses head for the bathroom and wait there for the next 6-8 hours cause there is no way you can run fast enough to beat this stuff. One min you are fine the next the shit is out your ass and you are only half way to the bathroom.
After awhile its starts to come out clear or dirty clear like you have been eating sand. At this point it’s almost over. Don’t drink anything, just stay close to the bathroom and try to get some sleep.
After it’s all over they don’t want you eating anything heavy so just stuck to water and Jell-O. My shit was coming out green and looked like ooze. After the second day everything returned to normal. It’s an experience I will not treasure, but I will not make the same mistakes next time. My recommendation is get a good book or move the TV into the bathroom because you are many hours of free time.
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